The 10 Steps Toward Becoming Engaged
1. Meet and become interested.
2. First date.
3. Date exclusively.
4. Meet the parents. (Guy begins to save for ring.)
5. Trade spare car keys. (Guy continues to save for ring.)
6. Record voicemail together on each other's cell. (Guy continues to save for ring.)
7. Spend a holiday with your significant other's family. (Guy continues to save for ring.)
8. Have the put up or shut up talk. (Guy returns his new computer and continues to save for ring.)
9. Girl "in passing" mentions something about how she's always thought it would be romatic for the guy to ask her dad for her hand in marriage. Subsequently, guy asks future father-in-law for hand in marriage. (Guy buys ring to show future father in law his serious intentions.)
10. Guy proposes.
